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frienclzone:

when a teacher postpones a test

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    eatpussylivehappy:

    imagepussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu

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qrieves:

Someone probably took a bite out a bar of soap for this aesthetic so let’s take a moment to thank

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memeking69:

baby: y…y..
mom: yeah?
baby: Yo Danny Fenton he was just 14 when his parents built a very
strange machine
It was designed to view a world unseen
(he’s gonna catch em all cuz he’s danny phantom )
When it didnt quite work his
folks they just quit then Danny took a look inside of it
there was a great big flash
every thing just changed
his molecules got all rearranged
(phantom phantom)

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carpethedamndiem:

"We are all butterflies. Earth is our chrysalis."
- LeeAnn Taylor

carpethedamndiem:

"We are all butterflies. Earth is our chrysalis."

- LeeAnn Taylor

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sirlightbulb:

55mph:

sirlightbulb:

What do you call a dead text post?

any of yours

A text ghos-

Excuse me?

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bemoretea:

The Lipton twist on a lemonade stand. #BeMoreTea

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tastefullyoffensive:

Best rims ever.
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seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

that is the best use for that quote i have ever seen…

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