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snagpax:

Steal Her Look

Versace Green Cone Hat: $689

Fendi Pisatcho Green T-Shirt: $549

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  • Woman: *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.
  • Woman: Here's why. You don't respect me.
  • Woman: You called me a whore in front of my children.
  • Me: *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*
  • Woman: You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.
  • Woman: Because even she know you a piece of shit.
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dadscar:

“NO, HOMO!” I cry as my dear friend, Homo, ran into the burning building to save the orphans. He didn’t make it out alive. He will be dearly missed.

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googlebus:

burnblogaboutburnblogs:

googlebus:

a great man once said 

“it’s ok having a small penis”

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*sweats nervously* 

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sirheisenberg:

DRINK YOUR DAMN APPLE JUICE, WALT

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Why Do I Look Different? (Part 1)

alexandare-da-great:

“Mum, why doesn’t my skin look like Superman’s?” Those were Henry’s words this morning. I was sipping my coffee while reading today’s paper, and he just appeared beside me. “Mum, why?” He nagged, his face filled with curiosity. I couldn’t answer. My eyes were…

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notxam:

pitbull:

To everyone who tells you you can’t do something…

Dr. Worldwide… :’)

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'Bring us the girl, and wipe away the debt'

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"Let me assure you: the world is full of mediocre men who are stunning successes."

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gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

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